"I'M NOT A SHOPAHOLIC, I'M JUST HELPING THE ECONOMY."- MODI TO RAHUL.

Rahul Gandhi calls Narendra Modi's government "Suit Boot ki Sarkaar" because Narendra Modi and even many of his ministers are always so well dressed.

 I was actually surprised that why Narendra Modi isn't replying to RaGa's "Suit Boot ki Sarkaar" comment. But finally he did thankfully saying that 'Suit Boot is far more acceptable than Suitcase'.

Well it actually seems like the NaMo government is spending a good amount on their outfits. But so what if they actually do???

Actually we Indians can never get rid of our double standards. We are well known to the fact that our politicians are not at all poor, but we want them to look so. So what, if they have got loads and loads of money in their Swiss Bank accounts, but they should wear only white ragged khadi maintaining the stereotype.

And about the lifestyle of our country's Shehzaada, it was very well quoted by veteran journalist Shekhar Gupta, "Look at the young, supposedly new generation hot-shots of the Congress (referring to Rahul Gandhi). Many of then maintain two lifestyles, one until 10 pm in khadi kurtas and the second after 10 pm in tight black silk tees, sometimes even on sexy Ducatis and Harley Davidson."

At least, its quite better to publicly purchase and wear Suit Boot than wearing white khadis and taking and making money 'under the table' and making your foreign bank accounts get heavier, and countries economy lighter.

By the way if NaMo is thinking of one more answer to punch across Rahul Gandhi's face on this Suit Boot comment , I can suggest one that I read in Femina's Facebook post. I think Narendra Modi can say exactly the same," I'M NOT A SHOPAHOLIC, I'M JUST HELPING THE ECONOMY."

WHY DID MUFFLERMAN RETURN ??????????

February 14, 2015, the day when Arvind Kejriwal swore as CM of Delhi (surprisingly again!!), I promised one of my friends who was supporting him that within an year the voters of Delhi (who according to me just chose him for getting water, electricity and everything for free, free, free.....) will regret their decision of chosing Mr. Kejriwal as their CM. But I feel sorry for the people of Delhi (though happy for myself for being right) that the day came within a month. And that too not because the leaders of the party started fighting amonst themselves allegating each other with the charges of corruption and Mr.Kejriwal was on holidays getting therapy. Well, well, I am not here to talk about something so old. What now has made me feel pissed off is something else.

One simple question to all of you, if a teacher wants to evaluate her teaching skills and herself as a teacher, whom should she ask to??? Obviously the students and the proof would be their result. But in Mr.Kejriwal's case, I think he would suggest the teacher to ask her parents or siblings or friends to evaluate herself. Oh yes...this is how he thinks I guess. To evaluate his governance in Delhi he has chose non other than his own dear daughter. I mean c'mon.... , who does that ? 

In a recent interview he said that corruption has reduced in Delhi to some extent. And he can say this because his daughter went to RTO office for getting a driving license by bribing the officer, but the officer said NO because he was so scared of the Mufflerman (Returns).......
HaHaHa.. His daughter went to RTO's Office with a lot of camera's (not the spy cameras, the big ones and that too with press) to prove that the officers are not taking bribe anymore because they were scared of him and his government. REALLY????? Have some common sense dude....

Moreover to have an example of his intelligence is to have a look on his arguements (or publicity stunts just for being in limelight and to defame the opposition) with the LG. Luckily, the Supreme Court have given the final verdict that clearly goes in the favour of the Central Government and LG, again proving you a big time ----------. Forget it!!!!!.. I have never understood what does he exactly wants and what agenda he is working on?? Mr.Kejriwal you sincerely confuse me a lot. But one thing that I am very sure about is that 
1. You think that you and some of your colleagues (who stand by your side all the time with you irrespective of whatever you do) are the only honest beings on this earth and else everyone has corruption deep down in their genes,
2.Development of Delhi comes last in the priority list of your manifesto, and
3.You always want to see yourself on TV and from your second innings I think, you have become more prone to it, also making your family also get contaminated to this disease and equally in the race to watch themselves on the television.

Sorry to say but this is exactly how I feel because in three months of your governance I haven't heard of anything good enough to be happening in town.

HOLD MY HAND AND WALK FOR A WHILE

Seems like it hadn't been a long time we met,
Your eyes spoke a lot,
Always saw something different in them,
What?? Can't name it exactly. But I liked it.
May be because I had the same in mine.

We talked, we shared and we laughed,
I was about to leave when you stopped me
and said,"Listen, let's talk for a while,
Hold my hand and walk for a while."

It's not like we hadn't talked before,
But this time it was different,
It were not the books, not the friends, not the work,
It was you, it was me and it was 'US' ,
And else that followed was just a part of it (us).

After walking some miles, I stopped,
And was about to ask for something,
When you just stopped me and said,
" Let's feel this moment for a while,
Hold my hand and walk for a while."

We had celebrated great moments together,
We fell, we stood, we supported and we Loved,
And without any complaints or demands we kept walking together.

At a point you stopped me and asked me to look back and said,
"How far had we come together !!"
You told that you had judged the question that aroused in my eyes at that time,
"Will you be there forever ??" Yes this was the question.
You avoided. 
Not because you were scared of committment,
But because you din't want to spoil it up with a lot of expectations and promises.

Today, standing here with you,
I have learnt a lot,
"Expectations are what ruin a relationship.
Without them relationships and life are much easier."

So, instead of asking any promise from you,
Today, I just want to say,
"Let's live for a while,
 Hold my hand and walk for a while."

  

ADD MORE TO "SWACHHTA" THAN MERE POSING WITH A "BROOM"

Are you clicking your best selfies, be it with a pout, a celebrity or an ice-bucket for posting on your social networking sites. Then I would say drop the idea as I'm giving you the latest one, which can get you hundreds of likes, comments and appreciation. And if you are lucky enough (for exceptional cases), may be you get an appreciation from our honourable Prime Minister Narendra Modi itself. All you need to do is, get a "Jhadoo"(broom), walk into the streets, start brooming and click pictures. And there you go.

          Really sorry to say, but this is the latest definition of "Swachhta" in India. If anyone thinks that I am an anarchist or anti-Modi, then they are being judgemental. But like several other Indians, I too have some expectations and complaints too, from our new government and our visionary PM NaMo. And when it comes to his "Swachha Bharat Campaign", I think he needs to add much more to it than just asking some celebs to pose with a 'jhadoo' and posting pictures on social networking sites.
                                                 
       

Our honourable PM is very often heard giving examples of countries like Australia and the U.S.A. on cleanliness. but one humble question for Mr. Modi,"Do the citizens of these countries clean their localities?" Well, I don't think so. Isn't it the Municipal Corporations job? Why are we supposed to do that? We are paying taxes after all.

          Actually there are several loopholes in this project, especially in its execution. He is asking the citizens to clean their locality. OK. For an instance what even if we do it. If he asks us not to litter, we won't. If he asks us not to spit, we won't. if he asks us to clean our society and not dump the garbage here and there, we won't. Oops! If we don't dump the garbage here and there, then where should we dump it because except a very few localities (which usually fall under the category of posh areas), you will hardly find a dustbin in any. And the irony is, even when the people of an area get a dustbin spending from their pocket, no one comes to collect the garbage and dump it to the dumping grounds.

          So, in order to clean India and make its environment healthy and hygienic, we need to have a proper plan regarding the collection and dumping of the garbage. And with a proper plan what required the most is, it's proper execution. The citizens job is to help the system in keeping the country clean by not littering, not spitting, not peeing and not dumping the garbage wherever they feel like.

          But, there is a lot is to be done by the government. Strict rules need to be formulated. Fines need to be imposed on those who break the rules. Dustbins need to be provided in every locality. A strict vigil should be there on the Municipal Corporation as it is the biggest defaulter.

          So, I request our government not to leave the responsibility of cleaning the country on the citizens alone and do something meaningful in the direction than just posing for the camera.